On today's episode of "I hate myself and regret all my life choices"...

It's 1.45am, and I got back from a 4.54 mile run about 30 minutes ago.

It took about an hour to run it.

That's how out of shape I am.

Granted, it was up and down lots of hills, but still.

I'm going to cut that time down and kick my flabby butt into shape.

And now I'm going to try and go to bed, since I work in...8 hours. Oops.

All You Can Eat...until you throw up

"All You Can Eat"

Doesn't sound too bad, right? All I can eat in an hour for only 20 bucks? With such a huge sushi menu? Sign me right up!

Except not.

Four of us went to get sushi last night, and we did all you can eat. Two rounds of it! And we were good...until we realized we still had 20 rolls to eat and we were all too full to function. By the end of it, we had all loosened our belts, and were slumped over the table, trying our best not to throw up. But we didn't have to pay for any non-eaten sushi!

Fourteen hours later, however, I'm still too full to eat. I don't think I've ever felt this way before. Not even on Thanksgiving.

And I feel terrible because there are 870 million people out in the world starving, and here I am, with my stomach so full, I have to consciously keep myself from throwing up.

Terrible.

It's 2014 already?

I don't even know how I got through last year as fast as I did. But I guess I could blame that on work and school.

I'm 16 days late, but New Year's resolution, yeah?

*First and foremost, pay off my credit card bill.

*Start exercising more, because I am unhealthily out of shape.

*Do my hair and make up more. I love doing it, so why haven't I been?

*Find a good college to go to.

*Budget.

*Cross off at least 5 things off my Bucket List.

*Get 2 SAG vouchers.

*Less pizza and fast food, more actually fixing and cooking my meals.

*Drink more water, and less coffee.

*Post more on this blog. I have it, why not actually use it.

I think that's about all I can think of at the moment.

I wish everyone a happy new year and I hope you all succeed in what you set out to do.

Kisses.